Introducing The Boob Fairy by Paul Taylor (of Wapsi Square fame).
“Here she is, the nearsighted fairy who brings young gals their boobs. With a whack of her hammer, boobs, and you never feel a thing. The only problem, with her vision trouble, she’s been know to accidentally whack the same gal multiple times, thinking she’s in a room full of siblings. Oopsie. Here’s your chance to show your friends that she’s real!”